Your name…is not actually TYPIST, but that’s not important. The important thing is: you have finally received your UNDERGRADUATE DEGREE! You have now ascended to the GRADUATE TIERS. The ACHIEVEMENT BADGES SUMMA CUM LAUDE and DISTINCTION IN MAJOR have been sewn on your HANDYSASH.
…It’s been for a good reason, I promise! -Typist
Anonymous asked: Jade is more powerful then you Scratch, because while your body hosts Lord English, it does not make you as powerful as him.
Jade Harley will gain said power after my master’s emergence; in this timeline, I am more powerful than her now, and I will transform into a more powerful being prior to her ascension. -Doc Scratch
badcompany1014 asked: I don't know. Who I am. I am no one yet someone. I also actually have no idea where it came from that is the truth. No lies, no enhancements, just the truth.
…Man, this is too deep for me. -robot!Typist
That would be due to your decided lack of intelligence. -Doc Scratch
badcompany1014 asked: Would it be inaccurate to say Jade is more powerful then you, Scratch?
I suppose that is somewhat subjective. After all, I do play host to a most powerful demon. -Doc Scratch
badcompany1014 asked: Well, he apparently is not killing me. Typist that robot body wasn't easy to find I had to travel to multiple parallel universes to find it.
…I thought you said you just found it. Now you can hop timelines? Who, exactly, are you? *narrows robo-eyes* -robot!Typist
badcompany1014 asked: Sorry, no hes not here. He will never be here. Not till I'm long died.
Dude, even I can see him with my wizard eyes. -robot!Typist
badcompany1014 asked: *looks around room* I'm soooooooo sorry, but he is not where I'm at.
badcompany1014 asked: Scratch, your master isn't here. You can't play that game with me. You lost.
He is already here. Do you pay any attention when those wiser than you are speaking? -Doc Scratch
badcompany1014 asked: Please, you beat up Spades Slick, but you lost to your typist.
I really have no interest in killing someone who’s already dead. That’s up to my master. -Doc Scratch
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Please help yourself to a scottie dog, and feel free to ask me any questions you wish. You may even choose to pose a question to my typist, arrogant and undisciplined though they aYOU KNOW I'M STILL TYPING THIS FOR YOU
