arionwind asked: Do you ever hide delicious snacks in that dapper hat? And does Doc ever put strange surprises in there when you make him mad?
Anonymous asked: typist, what does he give you to eat?
Since irritating cue balls with legs-*gets whacked with broom*-apparently do not require sustenance for survival, I’m pretty much in charge of fending for myself. Fortunately, I happen to be fairly decent at preparing food. Sometimes I go a little overboard, though. -Typist
Anonymous asked: well typist, scratch will probably say it is an honor and privilege to polish his head.
I will freely admit that polishing this attractive cue ball of mine is a chore. However, it must be done. We can’t have it turning yellow, now, can we? -Doc Scratch
arionwind asked: Have you ever considered facial hair? I think you would look quite fetching with a long Fu Manchu or neat goatee.
Have you considered my lack of a face? -Doc Scratch
Anonymous asked: do you polish your head?
I suppose that depends on your own interpretation of my character. Do you believe that my head is, as has been implied, a solid (and rather heavy, considering its size) cue ball? Does the “reverse Calvin and Hobbes” effect come into play and make my head just another fabric part of my puppet body? Are you certain that I even have a head? Are you certain that any of this is real, or fake?
…If you must know, I am quite proud of its sheen. -Doc Scratch
*Grumblegrumble*…*puts lid back on cleaner*…could at least polish it himself….*grumblegrumble* -Typist
northernweird asked: So you can both answer and ask questions? Great. What's the Ultimate Question?!
It is impossible to glean information regarding the Question while knowledge of the Answer still exists. Fully understanding both the Question and the Answer within the same universe is an impossible feat (and would likely make the universe go “boom,” as Typist is rather fond of saying).
…Unless, of course, you happen to be me. -Doc Scratch